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Most of them are...
Closed!
It's a simple story, but...
Who is the most "absenteeist" kind of person?
[Who is the most "absenteeist" kind of person?]
I don't know.
I've done a lot of things in Tokaien, but...
I've never thought I wanted this title.
- I want it. - I want it.
- I want "closed". - I'll do my best.
This time...
There are six topics.
Golf, tennis, baseball...
- Soccer... - Basketball...
- Table tennis... - Ooh!
I'll do these six topics in the order I just mentioned...
And I'll rank them all.
First place gets three points.
Second place gets two points.
Third place gets one point.
I'll get these scores...
And when I'm done with five topics...
- The one with the highest score is "Closed". - Yeah.
At that point, which of them is "suspended" kind of person?
They don't have much love for "I'm closed off" kind of person...
And they don't put in enough effort.
So, the one who fights in "Last Battle" of "Takkyu" and...
The one who loses...
Will have to use "I'm strong on closure" for the first time!
If you lose, you'll have to use "I'm strong on leave" for the second time...
So it'll be a really intense battle.
And when you win, you'll have to use "The closure is strong" for the second time!
And you'll have to use "I'm strong on leave" for the second time!
- I see... - And you'll have to use "The closure is strong" for the second time!
- I see... - I see...
- Okay, let's move on to the first battle! - Okay!
"We're strong against closures" stand by!
- I'm done! - Okay!
- I can't make too loud of a noise because of my gentlemanliness. - Okay.
From now on...
We're going to use "We're strong on leave" and "We're strong on leave" for all of the competitions.
"We're strong against closures" stand by!
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6...
I'd like to say it in that order.
The first prize goes to...
The driver competition!
I feel like Tetsuya and I are leading in terms of experience,
so it's a tie between you and me.
As for me...
I don't think I can talk about my experience,
so I'll say it alone.
Okay!
It's been a while...
First of all, I want you to hit number 7.
Okay, let's practice.
Okay!
Oh!
What?
Oh...
I'm glad you practiced.
Oh!
It's about 80 yards.
This is bad...
I'll try again!
Okay!
Stand by!
I can't see it!
It's about 80 yards.
I think it's over 70 yards.
It hit the wall at about 80 yards.
Okay, okay.
Boom!
When you slice, it's hard to hit like this.
It's a little off to the right this time,
so it's better to hook than to slice.
I see.
Is the distance like this?
Can you move back a little?
You've opened your legs twice as wide as your shoulders.
Really?
Oh!
How is it?
You can't do it at all, can you?
I can't see it.
Oh!
What?
It's super clean!
It's about 200 yards.
No, it's not 200 yards.
It hit the net.
You can't do it like this.
It's going well so far.
Yeah.
Oh!
It's going in!
Oh! It's going in! It's going in!
It's going in!
Is it on the green screen of the 129?
Oh! It's totally clean.
It's clean.
It's not dirty at all.
It's beautiful.
You've had some strange golf experience, haven't you?
Yeah, I got a golf lesson at a recreation school when I was in high school.
Wow!
Let's go.
Ah, wait a minute.
Oh! It's scary!
It's really scary!
What was that? A crash?
It was a crash.
Oh! But it's good.
I'm looking forward to seeing it in action.
Which one is it in action?
Can we see it in action now?
Yes!
Okay, Yamamuro-san, let's see it in action!
Yes!
It's empty!
Is it clean?
Oh!
Is it clean?
Oh!
It's super clean!
Wow!
Wow, wow!
That was a beautiful clean hit.
Wow!
It's beautiful.
Wow!
Nice one!
I don't think I can do it anymore.
It's not even close to a clean hit.
But I'm not the only one who can't do it.
Oh, you're right.
Wow!
It's a slice!
But it's about 40.
It's about 40.
Oh!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Quietly!
Hahaha!
Wow!
It's really clean!
It's not even close!
It's about 45 degrees Celsius.
Huh?
It's the same distance as mine, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Wow!
I don't know what's going to happen.
I don't know…
It might be a surprising result.
Yes.
My turn, right?
Yes.
Oh!
Good, good.
Don't go so close from me.
We also know this type of hit.
Wow!
I though you couldn't even go beyond 45 degrees Celsius!
I can't go all the way to the drive, right?
We'll go to the actual show.
Ahaha, I went to match it.
This is...
About 70.
About 70, I guess.
I'm the worst, a little bit.
I went to match it gently, but I lost.
It's bad, it's in sweet mode.
It's out, it's out.
There's no way it's out.
Oh, I made a mistake.
Isn't it hard?
Isn't it a variety show shot?
But I did it like that at first, right?
Let's go to the actual show.
Yes.
Oh, but...
But...
Oh, but...
This is it.
About 130.
Oh!
Wow.
Fuka!
Well, the first place is...
Yumeiramaru...
Ryo...
Shiho.
Oh!
Let's go to the actual show.
Yes.
The second event is...
Tennis!
It's not a tennis game.
It's not a competition this time.
Look.
Each person will measure the speed of the serve.
Oh!
Is it tennis?
To be honest, no one is good at it.
There's no point in competing here.
Even with the first shot, at least someone is good at it.
Yes.
He's measuring the speed over there.
Due to the machine that measures the speed...
If you don't aim at some people neatly...
I'll get it right.
If you accidentally hit a weird target...
It may be faster to hold it and aim at some people.
I think so.
That's what it is.
Actually, getting it right first is not very good.
Absolutely.
Let's do it in the same order as before.
Yes.
Are you sure you can't win?
I have no idea.
Huh?
What is this trajectory?
Chief Tezuka!
He's going to make it.
Just with glasses.
Here I go.
Chief!
Oh, that's good.
That's really good.
Let's just hear the feed for the actual game.
Ah...
Okay, for real.
Okay!
Here I go.
Oh!
That's good.
You missed it, didn't you?
The aim...
It was off quite a bit just now.
Okay, okay, okay.
30 seconds.
Woah!
It was off, wasn't it?
How fast did you get up?
This is because of the off...
It's off!
...speeddown.
Ah, it's a match.
This is scary.
I see.
Ah, I lost!
Okay.
Oh!
But...
That's good!
If you put it in the fence in front of someone, it's super good.
That's good.
I see.
That's cool.
What if someone flies?
Okay, for real.
Okay!
Live!
Ah!
Woah!
Ah, it's off!
The final record is...
38 seconds.
Woah!
It's the same!
Even if you put it in the middle of your hand carefully, it won't come out.
That's right, that's right.
It's really off, isn't it?
You should've hit it with your hand, Imaru.
It's crazy.
Don't do that!
You're a man if you're serious about it!
Why all of a sudden?
All of a sudden.
I'm 100% motivated to do it now that I'm here.
No, no, no!
No!
Wait a minute!
There's a pretty high fence.
Right?
Have you ever missed it from this distance?
And there's a tree too.
I think you've crossed it.
I'm scared, Imaru.
There's blood coming out of your finger.
Why?!
There's blood coming out of your finger.
It's coming, it's coming!
Ah, it's scary!
Why?!
Live!
Okay!
Let's go!
Live!
Okay, okay!
- 14km/h. - Oh!
- Huh? I don't know! - Huh? That's slow!
We're having a garbage-like argument.
[Next up is Shintarō!]
- Ready? - Yes!
- Whoa, that's fast! - That's it!
- Nice! - Whoa, nice!
- That's a downhill race, right? - Huh?
- That's a downhill race, right? - A downhill race, yeah.
- Isn't it fast? I'm pretty serious about this. - Okay, Mr. Homanager!
- What's it gonna be? - Please guess!
- Argh! - Huh?
- You just made a huge mistake there!
- I did something I shouldn't have done! - Huh?!
- How fast is it going? - Probably...
- 76km/h! - Whoa!
- It can go lower than that! - It went lower than that!
I thought 38km/h was the fastest!
[Next up is Shintarō!]
- Ready? - Yes!
- Whoa! - That's nice!
- Yeah. - Whoa, but...
- The city water is a little rough. - I'll go now!
- Okay! - Go!
- Oh, it's the real thing! - Oh, it's the real thing!
- The real thing that goes left! - The current record is...
- 76km/h! - What?!
- It's a garbage can race! - No way!
- It's a garbage can race! - What is this?!
- I'm really messed up, right?
[Next up is Shintarō!]
- Can you do sports better? - Are you okay?
- Can you not look forward when you're like "bleh bleh bleh"?
- Not yet, poo!
- Huh? When did you do that? - I'll go now!
- Not bad! - Not bad!
- You're not good! - You're not good!
- When you were going back from golf, you said the racket's low.
- You're good! - You're good!
- Okay, I'll go! It's the real thing! - I'll go!
- You don't know how it works! - I don't know!
- I don't know any patterns!
- Ah! - I knew it!
- I mean, it's like this. - Huh?
- So, it's 44-38-38, so... - This is sudden death, and the stronger one wins.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Well, our score is like this, so... - Yes.
- It's bad that we're bad at it. - Yes.
- Umemoru... - Umemoru is almost safe, isn't he?
- It's amazing. - Is it safe?
- It's an unexpected result. - No, no, no.
- So, let's move on to the third item! - Yes!
- Is it here? - Here.
- I was like, "Where am I supposed to go?" - If it's here...
- I'd like you to join me, but why?
- This bench is only for five people.
- The bench is too low for five people. - What did you think?
- So, the third item is... - Yes!
- What we're going to do is...
- From the mound to the hall in the home base...
- We're going to measure the wind speed! - Ah!
- This is a bit of technology.
- We're finally able to measure it properly. - Yeah.
- I'd like to get some points here, between air and secret.
- If it's not here...
- I'd really call myself a friend in a ridiculous name.
- So, shall we get started? - Yes!
- We'll do one ball at a time.
- If you miss it, you'll switch.
- If you repeat it, you'll win.
- Yes!
- Someone said it.
- What?
- You can't feel it in front of you.
- I know! I always say that!
- Is it luck again?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Wow!
- If you look at it from this angle...
- You can't tell if you'll hit it or not.
- You think you'll hit it!
- Yes!
- Wow!
- This is a bit...
- You can see how good you are at baseball.
- Wow!
- He's good at pitching.
- Tetsuya's good!
- It's a palm!
- Is it really a palm?
- Wow!
- If you throw a palm that hits the base...
- It's too late for that...
- Ah!
- It's too late for that...
- Ah!
- Stop fooling around!
- Yes!
Wow!
So close! That was so close!
Wow!
It's only for girls!
Wow!
So close!
That was...
Wow!
Here I go!
Yes!
Wow!
It went over his head!
Trickshot!
If you're going to say that, I want you to say it with all your might.
Wow!
Huh?
Wow!
Huh?
Yes!
Wow, Emali!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Who is this?
Third consecutive win?
This is only your third game.
Wow!
This is only your third game.
Wow!
Amazing!
Are you serious?
Nice!
You did it!
Wow!
I was aiming for this end!
You did it!
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[Next episode]
The one who hits the least number of balls wins.
So, if you hit 5 balls, you win?
Yes.
I can't believe you asked me to hit 5 balls.
I'm Yumemaru, and I'm the best at baseball.
I've never played baseball, but I'm the best at it.
You did it.
[Next episode]
I'm sleepy.
Then go to sleep. You have 6 points.
No, I have 9 points.
Shut up.
You even caught a fish.
Yumemaru is playing sports now.
That's awesome!
You did it!
You're the kind of person who can easily catch anything.
I've decided to wear a wireless microphone.
As long as you don't say anything.
Take it off.
[Next episode]
A little more!
A little more! A little more!
Time's up!
What do you say?
Time's up!
So, with these three games over...
9 points, 4 points, 5 points, 2 points, 1 point, 1 point, 0 points.
I'm starting to feel dizzy.
My lower back is hurting a little.
Oh no!
This is the end of the first half of the video.
In the second half of the video, we will play soccer, basketball, and table tennis.
See you in the second half of the video!
Bye bye!
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